What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 13:49

-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Disney makes hundreds more layoffs as it cuts costs - BBC
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade Accounts - Forbes
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Moonraker
How do I develop the patience to read books?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Citigroup lifts banking curbs on gun makers and sellers - NBC News
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas - ESPN
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Yes, You Can Change Outfits In Nightreign , But Not At First - Kotaku